low key, tactical approach to the Army Recruiting Office in Glasgow was taken today by the Glasgow Kiss Brigade of the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army (CIRCA).
The Rebel Clowns arrived to find the Army Recruiting Office closed down (tip-off) so they fished along to the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force and other sundry ‘services’ shop a convenient couple of doors down, where they spent a lovely time playing games on the pavement outside, to the delight of local people and a couple of (non)local cops sent to monitor their actions.
Having played some lets-be-commuter games on the Underground, the clowns emerged onto the city centre streets to cause merriment among the shoppers, hoppers boppers (and coppers) of a late Glasgow Thursday afternoon.
Having run along streets, dodging and weaving, hiding behind lamp-posts and strategically placed litter bins, the Rebel Clowns marched along to show their support for the Army and Navy Store. Imagine their dissapointment at finding it close
However, their mood lightened when they spotted the New, Super-Improved, Army, Navy and Assorted Connon Fadder Shop a few doors down. They could have some good games there surely.
But it was shut!
So the Rebel Clowns spent a lively time inventing games from the adverts in the new shop window - like ‘Communication’, and ‘Information’, and going on ‘Wombat Missions’. They even showed how fit Rebel Clowns are by spelling out the alphabet with their bodies. Oh, but if those soldiers only knew! Open Up! Open Up!
Having sung a Zen rendition of ‘Let Us In’ to the vacant shop window, the Rebel Clowns marched away, stopping only to fish, become stuck to advertising signs, and delight General Public by pretending to be undercover rebel clowns (SSHHHH!!). They then shook off their Blair Rabbit tail by disguising themselves as Rebel Commuters With Tickets, and melting away into the Everywhere from which they arise.